Monster bulk on The Hulk - Absolutely shocking, I dare say.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003310256,,00.html

Sausage race goes awry......

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/news/2003/07/09/sausage_assault_ap/?cnn=yes

Funniest story, EVER!

Sorry Candice, but since we were all part of this conversation on AIM, I had to steal it off of your livejournal. Too funny. Candice and Gordon, I love you guys. Bring back memories of Fortnum and Mason, and just any other crazy dialogue we had in London.

adventures in AIM land, part the second

on jury duty.
GphunkEra: i have jury duty next week
OompaMnky: oh yeah??
socksless: be racist
socksless: and they'll take you out
OompaMnky: that's awesome! a friend of mine just came back from jury duty. he sent a man to life in prison
socksless: O_O
OompaMnky: yeah..tell them u hate white people
OompaMnky: that u hate yourself
socksless: then tell them you have self-esteem problems
GphunkEra: i heard the best way to get out of it...
GphunkEra: show up drunk
OompaMnky: that would be awesome
socksless: or just tell them you're racist and homophobic and an atheist
OompaMnky: wow
OompaMnky: triple whammy
GphunkEra: and a democrat
OompaMnky: that's a good one
socksless: then you could also be on the real world!


on Candice's x-files DVDs.
socksless: btw, you better remember to bring the DVDs in september
socksless: or imma lynch yo' ass
OompaMnky: oh don't worry about your dvd's
OompaMnky: i got them taken care of
socksless: like in the mafia sense?
socksless: or in the julie andrews sense?
OompaMnky: uh...
OompaMnky: i don't know how to answer that
socksless: man, you totally chucked them into the ocean, huh
OompaMnky: "ocean" is such a relative term
OompaMnky: one man's ocean is another man's toilet bowl


on ben affleck.
GphunkEra: my friends here take the cake for being completely out of the political loop
GphunkEra: watching sum of all fears lsat night...
GphunkEra: my friend was trying to convince me that parts of it were realistic
socksless: *laughs*
GphunkEra: yeah, that movie was not so good
OompaMnky: hahahaha
socksless: what did you say?
OompaMnky: yeah..with ben affleck as the world's savior...oh yeah, that's realistic
socksless: yeah, if ben affleck is our savior we might as well kill ourselves now
GphunkEra: something about how if ben affleck were working for the cia i would take up residence in canada
socksless: and/or vote for bush
OompaMnky: although, he IS sleeping with j-lo
OompaMnky: although, that's not really a compliment in itself


on Candice's cooking.
socksless: ok, never mind i have your address
socksless: i'll be sending you a letter bomb shortly
OompaMnky: sweeet!
OompaMnky: i've never gotten one of those before
OompaMnky: oh wait...did you say letter bomb?
OompaMnky: cuz u know what? your cooking will probably be just the same as letter bombs
OompaMnky: ok, that was really mean
OompaMnky: i apologize
GphunkEra: think the department of homeland security is monitoring this chat
GphunkEra: ?
OompaMnky: yeah, and monitoring candice's cooking
OompaMnky: for "deadly fumes"
socksless: i'm making a whole new class of WMDs here
socksless: pretty soon bush'll be storming my place
OompaMnky: no problem finding THOSE WMD now
socksless: and unearthing mass graves
socksless: just in time for the 2004 race
OompaMnky: yeah and liberating your family
socksless: HAHA
OompaMnky: operation "Cho freedom"
socksless: ah, the sweet sweet smell of liberation
socksless: smells suspiciously like baklava
(A/N: thanks for the vote of confidence, you guys. :D)

So here's what my name analysis spewed out:

As James, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. You enjoy making others happy and you never let your own problems "get you down" for any length of time, even though you do tend to worry too much at times. Your optimism can be a source of inspiration to others as well as yourself. In close personal relationships you are usually thoughtful and considerate. However, your natural interest in others, coupled with your sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw you into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. Health weakness would appear as skin conditions or ailments relative to the liver. A tendency to overeat quick-energy foods aggravates any health problems.

What do you guys think? Does it say "That's James" to y'all?